Beer drinking

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Big Ade
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Beer drinking

Beitrag von Big Ade » Mittwoch 23. November 2016, 21:39

Men Drinking Beer

University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phyto-estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :-

1) Gained weight

2) Talked excessively without making sense

3) Became overly emotional

4) Couldn't drive

5) Failed to think rationally

6) Argued over nothing

7) Had to sit down while urinating

8) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong

No further testing was considered necessary

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Re: Beer drinking

Beitrag von Blubber » Freitag 25. November 2016, 18:37

:-)
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mit Tatsachen !

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Re: Beer drinking

Beitrag von WullDee » Freitag 25. November 2016, 19:29

:lol:
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