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Big Ade
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Beitrag von Big Ade » Mittwoch 27. Juli 2016, 10:44

My simple minded friend likes a drink very much and came home from the pub one night very drunk and a little earlier than usual. His wife was upstairs in bed with a black man and when her husband walked in to the bedroom he did not notice him.

As he got into bed he looked down the bed he said. "Wife there are six feet at the bottom of our bed."

His wife said. "You fool you are too drunk to count. Get out, get closer and count again."

He went to the foot of the bed and then got back in bed and said. "You're right there are only four........ and remind me to wash my feet in the morning."


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Re: Maths

Beitrag von Blubber » Mittwoch 27. Juli 2016, 13:57

Meine Meinung steht fest - bitte verwirren Sie mich nicht
mit Tatsachen !