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Big Ade
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Shaving

Beitrag von Big Ade » Montag 16. Mai 2016, 14:29

Sad times for Andi so here is a smile

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the difficulty he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.

"Just place this inside your mouth between your cheek and gums." The client places the ball in his mouth as instructed and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech,

"And what if I should swallow the ball by accident?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back ne next day like everyone else does!"

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Re: Shaving

Beitrag von WullDee » Montag 16. Mai 2016, 15:45

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Die kürzeste Strecke zwischen zwei Punkten ist ... eine verdammte Schande!

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Re: Shaving

Beitrag von hotdog » Dienstag 17. Mai 2016, 08:36

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