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We are all individuals! I'm not.

Beitrag von Big Ade » Montag 12. Oktober 2015, 14:42

Why not be a little different

Next lunchtime wear your sunglasses sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at cars as the approach you just to see if they slow down.

On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

Skip down the street like a small boy rather than walk just to see how many looks you get.

With a very serious face order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

Sing along at the opera.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

When you are leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run for your lives! they're loose!' *

Pick up a selection of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.


*At a busy seaside town I stood still as a large mob of men, women and children ran down the road towards me.

I stoped a man and asked why they were running. He said " A lion has escaped from the zoo."

I said "Where is it."

He said "We are not f*cking chassing it."

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