Why not be a little different
Next lunchtime wear your sunglasses sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at cars as the approach you just to see if they slow down.
On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'
Skip down the street like a small boy rather than walk just to see how many looks you get.
With a very serious face order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
Sing along at the opera.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
When you are leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run for your lives! they're loose!' *
Pick up a selection of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
*At a busy seaside town I stood still as a large mob of men, women and children ran down the road towards me.
I stoped a man and asked why they were running. He said " A lion has escaped from the zoo."
I said "Where is it."
He said "We are not f*cking chassing it."
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