Would you?

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Would you?

Beitrag von Big Ade » Mittwoch 7. Januar 2015, 11:10

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a little kiss?"
So she does... And it was a very long, deep, lingering kiss, tongues and everything.
After they finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

The police think she may have been pushed.


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Re: Would you?

Beitrag von aikisurf » Donnerstag 8. Januar 2015, 06:31

Hey Ade,
the police is still searching for the owners of roughly 120 wallets he was carrying .... :roll:

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